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· What do you expect from such simple creatures?

· Men are just happier people.

· Your last (family) name invariably stays put.

· The garage is inevitably all yours.

· Wedding plans take care of themselves, you need not worry.

· Chocolate is just another snack.

· You can be President or Prime Minister, it’s no big deal at all.

· You can never be pregnant.

· You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

· You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

· Car mechanics will tell you the truth.

· The world is your urinal.

· You can never trip because of your shoes.

· You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

· You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.

· Wrinkles simply add character.

· You can wear any colour to a wedding.

· Wedding dress costs $5,000, but a Tuxedo rental is only $100.

· People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

· The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

· New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

· One mood all the time.

· Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

· It’s quite natural if you ‘bounce’ people at the entrance.

· You know stuff about tanks.

· A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

· You can open all your own jars.

· You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

· If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

· Your underwear is a mere $8.95 for a three-pack.

· Three pairs of shoes are more than enough for you.

· How you look is not important, as long as you carry all the useful assets.

· You almost never have strap problems in public.

· You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

· Everything on your face stays its original colour.

· The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

· You only have to shave your face and neck.

· You can play with toys all your life.

· Your belly usually hides your big hips.

· You can ease yourself around the bush.

· One wallet and one pair of shoes.

· One colour for all seasons.

· You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look!

· You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.

· You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

· Going bald is no real big deal for you.

· You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

· You don’t freak out when you go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt, instead you become buddies.

No WONDER men are happier…

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